the virgin arc user
pick one.
the virgin
compliant
- reads the docs first
- pays gas in the coin he is trying to pump
- paid a premium to get in early, calls it conviction
- says "institutional grade" out loud, in public
- waits for the audit on a meme pad
- asks if the team is doxxed
- still gets liquidated
the bender
bendover
- bent so long his back became the chain
- no curve, no graduation, no dignity
- buys the top on purpose, so it cannot happen by accident
- thanks the validators for the opportunity
- never reads, never sells, never stands up
- gas fee is a tip
- gets it. literally.
how he got like this
nobody bends this far in one day.
- 2018
bent for the regulators.
- also 2018
bent for the partner.
- 2026
bent for the banks.
- today
they named a chain after the shape.
how to bend
1usdc on arc
2paste the contract
3assume the position
